on how to be cunny, simply meet one of your sisters and she will teach you because girls are naturally cunny. Some of them always
claim to be wise, they usually dont come out open and express what they want but will always do it indirectly using signs such as
when they need sex, when they need money, when they like someone, they also indirectly ask for BIS subscription too.
Below are some of the things they usually write on their status when their BIS expires and need someone to help them subscribe.
1. WILL BE OFFLINE FOR LONG:
This is a trickish way of forcing you to ask her why will you be
offline for long. Initially, she will pretend not to tell you.
Guy: Dear, why do want to be offline for long?
Girl: My dear, never mind, its personal.
Now the guy will claim to be a good friend or caring or to show
concern and persist to know why without knowing he is actually
entering into into trouble.
2. WHO CARES ABOUT ME:
When she asks this question, her intention is to induce
conversation and some guys will be like…Baby, you know I care
about you. She will now smile because you have entered the net.
The next question is…I know you do but can you proof it? The guy will respond of-course, just tell me anything you want. That’s
when she will now chip-in what she actually wants without you knowing. To the guy, he is proofing but to the girl he is not proofing, he is subscribing for her because she is not interested
in whatever you claim to be proofing but her BIS.
3. NOT NOW:
This is another indirect way of asking for BIS subscription
because when she writes it, some of those guys who have been
chyking her for sex or maybe for love will be like…baby whats the
problem @your status? She will first complain how silly android is
in melting down someone’s MB, she will say it in such angry mood
that she just subscribed N2000 for MB last week and its almost
finished, sometimes she will blame it on her sisters and end up
saying that the worse is right now, she doesn’t have a dime to
subscribe now. In that way, you the chyker have been told to do
something indirectly and as a chyker, you will be like..Oh, sorry
about that, I will see what I can do..which network? She will now
say…Thank you darling, you are so nice and sends a hugging and
kissing smiley. Your response will be…Welcome baby, its my
pleasure.
4. DAMN BROKE:
This is the one they all do both for BIS or when they need money
from chykers or their boy friends. This one is obvious, you don’t
need to ask someone with such status what does she want. Some
guys will start sending encouraging words like…dear, take it easy
its just for a while. Some guys will be like…My dear, its every
where o @your status. People like us will pretend not to see it. But
believe me, there are many that will still respond and say…Dear,
lets talk about your status. Every other message entering will
remain “delivered” and not “Read” because she is now busy with
you and its only messages from people like you that need to be
read, others are stingy.
5. NEED TO CHANGE NETWORK:
She writes she needs to change network so that someone or people
will ask her why and believe me, people or someone will surely
ask. And you know as someone who needs to change to another
network for browsing will need to subscribe it. She will give you
many reasons why wants to change which may or may not be true
but at the end she will also add…but I have a problem. You will
definitely ask what the problem is and that’s when she will make
her intentions known to you in polite way as if her status isn’t all
about that her intention. Wise guys will tell you, hmmm…I think
its better you manage that network until the BIS expires.
6. PUTS A CRYING OR SAD SMILEY:
When a girl puts such faces on her status, the chykers and the
boy friend (s) will start asking questions. She will first try to put
you in a defensive situation by first telling that there is no need
telling you because you might not help or that she doesn’t want to
bother you with her problem but why did she have to put that
face there when she wants to carter for her problems alone?
Believe me, some guys don’t like challenges especially someone
who has been finding a way to show you that he likes you.
Immediately you say what the problem is, he will try to proof you
wrong.
7. GUYS ARE STINGY:
When she writes this, some guys in her chat list will be like…Na
today you know?, some annoying ones will be like…you haven’t
said what you want, some will be like…how do you know, the ones
that will enter the trap will be like…baby am not among the
stingy ones, some will be like…You are wrong, not all guys. She will
now look for replies that suit her intentions and start up chats
with you. If you say you are not stingy and that not all guys are
stingy, you have to show proof and that way, she will get what she
wants.
8. HOW I WISH:
Guys are good in asking what do you wish @your status. Some with
bad minds will think what she means is..How i wish I was with
someone right now. When you ask out of curiosity, she will tell you
that what she means is how she wishes she could have a caring
and loving guy. In this way, she will end up getting what she
wants from those disturbing chykers and sex seekers.
9. AM NOT OK:
This is almost same as No. 6 except that here she expresses her
mood in words and not with a smiley. As someone who is chyking
a girl on BBM or someone who is dating someone, you need to
know why she is not ok. She will tell you I will be fine, that you
don’t need t bother and you will persist to know why she is not
OK, that’s when she you will buy the problem. If you pretend not
to see it like us and if you two are close, she will ask you whether
you didn’t see her status which is normal or if she is a desperate
one, she will ask you if you didn’t see her status whether you are
close or not.
10. CALL ME IF MY BBM IS NOT AVAILABLE:
This is an indirect way of saying No. 1
When she writes this, those chykers will be asking why, why, why?
In this type of case, she always says it directly that she doesn’t
have money to subscribe for her BIS for now. Believe me, either
her boy friend or one of the chykers will definitely do something.
11. I LOVE CHEERFUL GUYS:
She will write this one few days to the day her BIS will expire like
4 or 5 days ahead. There will be arguments, there will be some
lovely chats and when the time comes, she will write any of the
above status already listed above.
Girls, try these and you will always get someone to subscribe your BIS.
Guys, be aware of these and you will never be a victim.
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